UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson is Out of the Hospital

UK Prime Minister is out of the hospital and will recover at his country residence, Chequers.

18 thoughts on “UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson is Out of the Hospital”

  1. Five years is optimistic, removing the term limit was in his manifesto. It was only implemented in 2010 though, and it was to stop another 13-year Labour government (conveniently ignoring the general elections that had happened in the mean time). They decided that after 10 years of Tories, that actually, they didn’t want a term limit after all.

  2. They’d have to sack every prime minister in the world. The first to go would be the one in my country, António Costa, what a lying, conniving, disloyal, untrustworthy bag of hot hair…

  3. “And then kids eat chocolate eggs because of the color of the chocolate and the color of the wood on the cross . . . well, you tell me! It’s got nothing to do with it, has it?!

    And the bunny rabbits! Where do they come into the crucifixion? There were no bunny rabbits up on the hill going, ‘Hey, what’re ya gonna put these crosses in our warrens? We live below this hill, alright?’ Bunny rabbits are for shagging, eggs are for fertility! It’s a festival, it’s the spring festival!”

  4. If ‘they’ made Corona saliva available I would lap it up to open up the economy

    And everyone was making fun of the Iranians when they were licking doorknobs to gain favor with Iran Jesús.

  5. Real men shake hands and don’t wear girly masks.
    Buffoonery is all fun and games, except for that one time it happens to kill you.

  6. This is the traditional move of aristocrats when a plague is in town – retreat to the countryside. Most of us don’t have that option.

  7. Boris gets sacked from his jobs for lieing. Repeatedly. And it will happen again. At least if he’d had a funeral then we might have found out how many children he really has.

  8. Here is a thought to cheer you up, nice fellow. It is not all that uncommon for politicians to get reelected.

  9. If ‘they’ made Corona saliva available I would lap it up to open up the economy

    So many of us are not going to die! Rejoice! Happy Easter; the rabbit is pegan and the Fauci is deep state.

  10. Well there goes a quick and easy solution to getting rid of him. Now I’ll have to wait for the next election in five years

  11. Let’s keep it British. He is out of hospital. Not sure why they leave out “the” only definite article in English. #The

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